Essays

The Tutee

I Know, But Mary Poppins Actually Flew

The Nanny Cam

The Laptop Bag

You Too Can Work In Catering: A Guide

The Party

The Scheme

How to Raise a Duck

The Napkin

How to Use a Microwave

The Queen

How to Park a Car

The Camp Torch

How to Plan a Heist

How to Give Someone Your Number

How to Wear a Uniform

How to Live in Bel Air

How to Fix Your Car

How to Say I Love You

How to Deliver Phone Books

To IRS, With Love

The Neighbors